Things Are Pretty Swell

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

wholelottadicks:

well why the fuck did you get hit, peppy

tell me that

tell me how you, an ace pilot, got hit, and why, peppy, why you, a veteran ace pilot of a freelance mercenary squad of starfighters, got hit by some monkey asshole in a not even subtle zaku ripoff

actually, peppy, why dont you tell me how you got on this team

how about you do that

because as far as i can tell all you do, peppy, is tell your leader what to do, fuck up and then yell about it and demand help, and let peoples dads die

thats all you do, peppy

you know what, peppy? you know what? you know bill? bill the dog? bill is a dog with sunglasses, peppy, and you know what bill gets? bill gets a bunch of fucking guys, like, a hundred guys

hes a fucking dog with sunglasses, peppy, im the best pilot in the galaxy, that the government, the actual fucking cornerian government, relies on COMPLETELY to save their planet, due to my immense skill, and what do i get? i get two dipshits and falco, thats what i get, peppy

shut up

shut the fuck up, peppy

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